Today is National Waitresses/Waiters Day, so here are 10 jokes featuring waiters and waitresses:
Waiter, waiter, there’s a dead fly in my glass of wine. Well, you asked for something with a little body in it.
Waitress: Welcome to the Karma Cafe. Customer: What do you sell? Waitress: Just desserts.
Waiter: Good evening, sir. Would you like to hear the specials? Customer: Yes, please. Waiter: This town (ahh ahh) is comin' like a ghost town…
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Yes Sir, it’s the spider’s day off.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my ice cream. Yes, I know, they’re going in for winter sports this year.
“Waiter, I’m in a hurry – will my pancakes be long?” “No, Sir, they’ll be round.”
Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud! Waiter: I’m not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.
Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Shush sir, or they’ll all want one.
Customer: There is a fly in the butter! Waiter: Yes sir, it’s a butterfly!
Beta
(Combat Team Series #2)
Steff was abducted by an evil alien race, the Orbs, at fourteen. Used as a weapon for years, he eventually escapes, but his problems are just beginning. How does a man support himself when his only work experience is a paper round and using an Orb bio-integrated gun?
Warlord is an alien soldier who knows little but war. When the centuries-old conflict which ravaged his planet ends, he seeks out another world where his skills are still relevant. There are always wars on Earth, it seems. However, none of Earth's powerful armies want him.
Natalie has always wanted to visit England and sees a chance to do so while using her martial arts skills, but there are sacrifices she must make in order to fulfil her dream.
Maggie resorted to crime to fund her sister's medical care. She uses her genetic variant abilities to gain access to the rooms of wealthy hotel guests. The Ballards look like rich pickings, but they are not what they seem. When Maggie targets them, little does she know that she is walking into a trap.
Hotel owner Hamilton Lonsdale puts together a combat team to pit against those of other multi-millionaires. He recruits Warlord, Natalie, Maggie and Steff along with a trained gorilla, a probability-altering alien, a stockbroker whose work of art proved to be much more than he'd bargained for, a marketing officer who can create psionic forcefields, a teleporting member of the landed gentry, and a socially awkward fixer. This is Combat Team Beta.
Steff never talks about his time with the Orbs, until he finds a woman who lived through it, too. Steff believes he has finally found happiness, but it is destined to be short-lived. He is left with an unusual legacy which he and Team Beta struggle to comprehend; including why something out there seems determined to destroy it.
