31 October: 10 Ghost Jokes

No getting away from it. Halloween is going to be pretty shite this year with parties and trick or treating outlawed. So here are 10 jokes about ghosts to cheer us up:

1. What haunts Football changing rooms? The Team Spirit
2. What do you call Twin ghosts who keep pressing the doorbell? Dead Ringers
3. What do you call the ghost who haunts TV chat shows? The Phantom of the Oprah
4. Why don’t skeletons go to dances? They haven’t any body to go with.
5. What do you call a well balanced ghost? A spirit level
6. What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist? You get re-possessed.
7. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them
8. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos
9. Why do ghosts like to ride in Lifts? It raises their spirits
10. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the Fog? He is mist.

Killing Me Softly

Sebastian Garrett is an assassin. It wasn’t his first choice of vocation, but nonetheless, he’s good at it, and can be relied upon to get the job done. He’s on top of his game.

Until he is contracted to kill Princess Helena of Galorvia. She is not just any princess. Sebastian doesn’t bargain on his intended victim being a super-heroine who gives as good as she gets. Only his own genetic variant power saves him from becoming the victim, instead of Helena. 

Fate has another surprise in store. Sebastian was not expecting to fall in love with her.

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