21 October: Lightbulb Jokes

On this date in 1879 A whole breed of jokes was born... Thomas A. Edison successfully demonstrated the first durable and commercially practical electric light bulb at his laboratory in New Jersey. It lasted 40 hours before burning out. 10 Light bulb jokes.

1. How many Sootys does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but Harry Corbett probably had a hand in it.
2. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.
3. How many kleptomaniacs does it take to.… Hey! Where’s the lightbulb?
4. Why does it take 3 women with PMT to change a lightbulb? It just does, all right?
5. How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.
6. ONE. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
7. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.
8. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Sex.
9. How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
10. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish.

Killing Me Softly

Sebastian Garrett is an assassin. It wasn’t his first choice of vocation, but nonetheless, he’s good at it, and can be relied upon to get the job done. He’s on top of his game.

Until he is contracted to kill Princess Helena of Galorvia. She is not just any princess. Sebastian doesn’t bargain on his intended victim being a super-heroine who gives as good as she gets. Only his own genetic variant power saves him from becoming the victim, instead of Helena. 

Fate has another surprise in store. Sebastian was not expecting to fall in love with her.

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