Saturday 30 October 2021

31 October: Witch Jokes

 Happy Halloween! Here are 10 jokes about Witches:

  1. Why do witches ride on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
  2. Life's a witch and then you fly.
  3. What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? She flies off the handle.
  4. What's the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
  5. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
  6. What do you call a witch's garage? A broom cupboard.
  7. First witch, sobbing: The doctor said I can't have children. Second witch: Never mind. There are plenty of other things you can eat.
  8. What goes cackle, cackle, bonk? A witch laughing her head off.
  9. What do you get if you cross a witch with an iceberg? A cold spell.
  10. Why couldn't the witch sing? She had a frog in her throat.


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