Happy Halloween! Here are 10 jokes about Witches:
- Why do witches ride on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
- Life's a witch and then you fly.
- What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? She flies off the handle.
- What's the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
- What do you call a witch's garage? A broom cupboard.
- First witch, sobbing: The doctor said I can't have children. Second witch: Never mind. There are plenty of other things you can eat.
- What goes cackle, cackle, bonk? A witch laughing her head off.
- What do you get if you cross a witch with an iceberg? A cold spell.
- Why couldn't the witch sing? She had a frog in her throat.
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If you like stories about:
- Superheroes
- Psychic detectives
- Romance
- Alternative dimensions
- Time travel
- Secrets
- Friendship
- Family relationships
- Ghosts
- Adventure
- Crime
If you want to read about superheroes who aren't the usual Marvel/DC staples, who don't all live in the USA.
If you like quirky tales.
If you like to support independent self published authors.
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