Dentists Day commemorates the invention of the first 'dental foot engine' in 1790. A day to recognise the work of dentists. 10 dentist jokes:
- What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
- When is the best time for a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.
- What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis
- Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist? Dentist: I was in the Army. Patient: What did you do in the Army? Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling? Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
- What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
- When did the dentist become a brain surgeon? When the drill slipped.
- Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
- Two books about dentistry: Dental Examination by Hope N. Wide. I Have a Toothache by Phil McCavity.
- A pretty young woman was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine as he bent forward to begin. He immediately drew back in complete alarm. “Miss,” he said in a barely audible whisper, “You have hold of my testicles!” “Yes, I know,” she smiled. “And we aren’t going to hurt each other, are we?”
Character Birthday
March: Member of the Calendar Mob band of villains. Very little is known about him. His power is controlling wind and air currents.
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