Wednesday 6 May 2020

6 May: No Diet Day

Today is No Diet Day. Here are 10 one liners about dieting.

  1. You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
  2. Just been invited to join the Slimming World website, and it asked me to accept cookies. I think it's a test.
  3. How about polo mints for dieters, then? They have less fattening centres.
  4. A fast has no real nutritional value.
  5. Square meals make round people.
  6. Tubby or not tubby - fat is the question.
  7. Dieting is a way of starving to death so you can live longer. Bob Phillips
  8. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you diet.
  9. Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
  10. A good way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. The restaurant will throw you out before you can eat too much. Frank Verano


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