On this date in 1839, George Cadbury, the Chocolate manufacturer was born so here are 10 chocolate jokes:
- I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
- How do you get a peanut out of your ear? Pour some chocolate in and it’ll come out a treat.
- Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, chocolate makes it worthwhile.
- Inside of me there is a skinny woman trying to get out but I can usually shut her up with chocolate.
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Ashleigh Brilliant
- There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Charles Dickens
- A man at the chocolate factory fell into a batch of chocolate. His mates could be heard singing, “Billy, don’t be an Aero.”
- Chocolate is a health food if you count mental health.
- What the hell is up with fun sized chocolate bars? There's nothing fun about less chocolate.
- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
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