Today is Be Nasty Day. 10 insults from famous people:
- His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. Mae West
- If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. Kurt Vonnegut
- He asked me if I wanted to go back to his place. I told him I didn’t know if two people could fit under a rock. Rita Rudner
- His mind is a muskeg of mediocrity. John Macnaughton
- If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. Joan Rivers
- I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Groucho Marx
- If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. PG Wodehouse
- He's out of his depth on a wet pavement. Terry Pratchett
- He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. Fintan O'Toole
- Thou pickle herring in the puppet show of nonsense. Robert Burns
Who's That Girl?
Matt Webster lives in a tower block and attends a failing school. He dreams of being a spy like James Bond. Little does he know that he is being watched by someone who can make him into even more than that – a superhero.
His first solo mission is to attend a ball at the Decembrian Embassy and discover who is planning to steal a priceless diamond. While there, he meets the mysterious Lady Antonia du Cane, and is powerfully drawn to her. It soon becomes clear, however, that Lady du Cane is not what she seems. Matt’s quest to discover who she really is almost costs him his career.
A modern day Guy Fawkes gathers a coterie around him with the aim of blowing up Parliament with a nuclear bomb. To achieve this, they need money. Lots of it. Selling the Heart of Decembria Diamond will provide more than enough. All that stands in their way is the Freedom League – but the League is beset by internal disagreements. Can the heroes put their differences aside in time to save the day?
Prime Minister Richard Miller and his wife Fiona grieve for their daughter, Yasmin, who has been missing for three years, and is presumed to be dead. Viper agent Violet Parker could hold the key to what happened to Yasmin, but Violet is accused of giving away the organisation’s secrets. She is to be executed without trial. Will she take her knowledge of what happened to Yasmin with her to her grave?
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