- Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.
- I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
- I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.
- It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
- When I got home I received a call from Mimi Du Jour. She said she wanted to see me at the club right away. Since I had no idea where the Club Rightaway was, I suggested the Club Flamingo. She agreed.
- One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
- It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
- Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
- Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
- Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
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