20 February: Psychic Jokes

To celebrate the anniversary of the Society for Psychical Research, here are some one liners about psychics and fortune tellers.

1. I used to go to spiritualist night school - you know, gazing into crystal balls and all that stuff. But I gave it up. I couldn’t see any future in it.
2. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
3. Why do we never see the headline, “Psychic wins lottery”?
4. Fortune teller: You will be poor and unhappy until you are 30. Client: And then? Fortune teller: Then you’ll get used to it.
5. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit.
6. If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
7. People are making end of the world predictions like there's no tomorrow.
8. Two fortune tellers meet on the street. One says to the other, “You’re fine, how am I?”
9. A psychic friend’s parents have started a business school. They made a prophet.
10. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

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Death and Faxes

Several women have been found murdered - it looks like the work of a ruthless serial killer. Psychic medium Maggie Flynn is one of the resources DI Jamie Swan has come to value in such cases - but Maggie is dead, leaving him with only the telephone number of the woman she saw as her successor, her granddaughter, Tabitha Drake.

Tabitha, grief-stricken by Maggie's death and suffering a crisis of confidence in her ability, wants nothing to do with solving murder cases. She wants to hold on to her job and find Mr Right (not necessarily in that order); so when DI Swan first contacts her, she refuses to get involved.

The ghosts of the victims have other ideas. They are anxious for the killer to be caught and for names to be cleared - and they won't leave Tabitha alone. It isn't long before Tabitha is drawn in so deeply that her own life is on the line.

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Glastonbury Swan

Every few weeks, there is a mysterious death in Glastonbury. They seem completely unrelated - an apparent suicide, a hit and run, a drug overdose, a magic act which goes horribly wrong - but is that what the killer wants people to think?

The police are certainly convinced - but one of the victims is communicating to medium Tabitha Drake that the deaths are linked.

Who is killing all these people and why? 

This is what Tabitha has to figure out - before it is too late to save someone very dear to her.

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