US Comedienne Phyllis
Diller was born 100 years go today. Here are ten of her witty comments.
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
- I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
- It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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