Thursday, 24 March 2016

7th April: No Housework Day

It's No Housework Day - so here are ten quotes about housework:


  1. Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty. Laurence Peter
  2. I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to do it all over again. Joan Rivers
  3. A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
  4. Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. Simone de Beauvoir
  5. The way to avoid housework is to live outside. Sandra Blacksmith
  6. A house unkempt cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. Rose Macaualay
  7. A man would rather come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. Marlene Dietrich
  8. There’s no real need to do housework. After four years it doesn’t get any worse.
  9. Remember - dust is a protective coating for furniture!
  10. If you don’t clean your house for two months, it doesn’t get any dirtier. Quentin Crisp

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