Thursday 8 September 2016

12th September: Humour in Business

September is National Humour in Business Month - so here are some light-hearted quotes about the business world.


  1. We have named our printer ”Bob Marley” because it keeps. . . . ”jammin”
  2. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  3. My boss told me, "dress for the job you want." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary hearing dressed as Batman.
  4. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong several times gives you job security.
  5. When seven departmental heads of a large Birmingham company were invited to attend a seminar on “Delegation”, five of them sent their deputies.
  6. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, a combination of which keeps this company going.
  7. If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. Albert Grant
  8. It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else. J.M. Barrie
  9. The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin
  10. In the business world, an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something - and the switchboard operator knows everything. Harold Coffin

No comments:

Post a Comment