September is National
Humour in Business Month - so here are some light-hearted quotes about the business world.
- We have named our printer ”Bob Marley” because it keeps. . . . ”jammin”
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- My boss told me, "dress for the job you want." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary hearing dressed as Batman.
- Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong several times gives you job security.
- When seven departmental heads of a large Birmingham company were invited to attend a seminar on “Delegation”, five of them sent their deputies.
- You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, a combination of which keeps this company going.
- If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. Albert Grant
- It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else. J.M. Barrie
- The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin
- In the business world, an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something - and the switchboard operator knows everything. Harold Coffin
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