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Mary
had a little lamb
Its
fleece was white as Snow
And
everywhere that Mary went
The
lamb was sure to go;
He
followed her to school one day
That
was against the rule
It
made the children laugh and play
To
see a lamb in school.
1.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran
around the floor.
She
stuck electrodes in its head
It
didn’t any more.
2.
Mary had a little lamb
Her
brother shot it dead
Now
Mary takes the lamb to school
Between
two bits of Bread.
3.
Mary had a little lamb
She
taught it the Guitar
It now
plays in a bleat group
At the
local Coffee baaaa.
Gordon
Bailey
4.
Mary had a little lamb
She
kept it in a bucket
And
every time the lamb jumped out
The
tom cat tried to put it back again.
5.
Mary had a little lamb
The
doctor was surprised
When
Old Macdonald had a farm
He
couldn’t believe his eyes.
6.
Mary had a little sheep
She
took it up to bed to sleep
To her
mistake, it was a ram
Mary
had a little lamb.
7.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its
heart was black as coal
It
crept into her room one night
And
ate her fucking soul.
8.
Mary had a little lamb,
She
also had a bear.
I’ve
often seen her little lamb
But
I’ve never seen her bear.
9.
Mary had a little lamb
Full
of fun and frolics
One
day it jumped a barbed wire fence
And
caught its little tail.
10.
Mary had a little lamb
It had
a touch of colic.
She
gave it brandy twice a day
And
now it’s an alcoholic.
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