Groucho
Marx was born this date in 1890. Some quotes from Groucho:
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
- Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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