For National No Smoking Day, 10 quotes and quips about cigarettes and smoking!
- How do you make a cigarette lighter? Take the tobacco out.
- Smoking is a drag.
- Smoking can seriously shorten your cigarettes.
- Nicotine patches are very effective. Stick one over each eye and you won't be able to find your fags.
- The US Department of Criminal Justice has banned the last cigarette for condemned prisoners in Texas because it is bad for their health. Fortean Times.
- Did you know that if you laid every cigarette smoker end to end around the world more than 67% of them would drown? Steve Altman
- Please don’t throw cigarettes on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
- Don't throw fag ends in the loo. It makes them soggy and difficult to light.
- Cigarettes can kill. I went out to buy some and I was knocked down crossing the road to the shop.
- Smoking can kill you,and if you've been killed you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields
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