Wednesday, 11 March 2015

11th March National No Smoking Day

For National No Smoking Day, 10 quotes and quips about cigarettes and smoking!


  1. How do you make a cigarette lighter? Take the tobacco out.
  2. Smoking is a drag.
  3. Smoking can seriously shorten your cigarettes.
  4. Nicotine patches are very effective. Stick one over each eye and you won't be able to find your fags.
  5. The US Department of Criminal Justice has banned the last cigarette for condemned prisoners in Texas because it is bad for their health. Fortean Times.
  6. Did you know that if you laid every cigarette smoker end to end around the world more than 67% of them would drown? Steve Altman
  7. Please don’t throw cigarettes on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
  8. Don't throw fag ends in the loo. It makes them soggy and difficult to light.
  9. Cigarettes can kill. I went out to buy some and I was knocked down crossing the road to the shop.
  10. Smoking can kill you,and if you've been killed you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

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