Henny
Youngman, comedian and violinist famous for one liners, was born
on this day in 1906. Here are 10 of his famous one liners:
"So much for skydiving..." |
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Take my wife... Please!
- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- “A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”
- When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
- Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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