To celebrate telephone day, here are 10 telephone jokes:
- Telephoning 0800 1800 didn’t get me through to National Rail Enquiries - turns out I was trying to ring the opening hours.
- A bloke keeps ringing me and singing Stand and Deliver down the line. I keep telling him he’s got the wrong number but he’s adamant.
- What do you get if you dial 666? The Australian police.
- What do you get if you dial 18076493280? A blister on your finger.
- Sometimes I wonder how long I would be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them.
- One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
- A man makes a phone call. he dials, waits a moment and put the receiver down. "She must be out with the dog," he said. "I didn't hear him bark."
- Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls. If thou art in the bath, it tolls for thee.
- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless chord.
- Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. Fran Leibowitz
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