American actor and comedian W.C. Fields was born on this date in 1880. Here are 10 W.C. Fields quips:
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- I like children. If they're properly cooked.
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
- It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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