Saturday, 11 December 2021

12 December: Gustave Flaubert Quotes

On this date in 1821, French novelist Gustave Flaubert, whose works included Madame Bovary, was born. 10 quotes from him:

  1. Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.
  2. Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless.
  3. The principal thing in this world is to keep one's soul aloft.
  4. One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one feels.
  5. There is not a particle of life which does not bear poetry within it
  6. All you have to do to make something interesting is to look at it long enough.
  7. There is no truth. There is only perception.
  8. Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.
  9. One mustn't look at the abyss, because there is at the bottom an inexpressible charm which attracts us.
  10. One must always hope when one is desperate, and doubt when one hopes.


A Very Variant Christmas

Last year, Jade and Gloria were embroiled in a bitter conflict to win back their throne and their ancestral home. This year, Queen Jade and Princess Gloria want to host the biggest and best Christmas party ever in their palace. They invite all their friends to come and bring guests. Not even the birth of Jade's heir just before Christmas will stop them.

The guest list includes most of Britain's complement of super-powered crime-fighters, their families and friends. What could possibly go wrong?

Gatecrashers, unexpected arrivals, exploding Christmas crackers and a kidnapping, for starters.

Far away in space, the Constellations, a cosmic peacekeeping force, have suffered a tragic loss. They need to recruit a new member to replace their dead colleague. The two top candidates are both at Jade and Gloria's party. The arrival of the recruitment delegation on Christmas Eve is a surprise for everyone; but their visit means one guest now faces a life-changing decision.

Meanwhile, an alliance of the enemies of various guests at the party has infiltrated the palace; they hide in the dungeon, plotting how best to get rid of the crime-fighters and the royal family once and for all. Problem is, they all have their own agendas and differences of opinion on how to achieve their aims.

Not to mention that this year, the ghosts who walk the corridors of the palace on Christmas Eve will be as surprised by the living as the living are by them.

Themes 
Christmas; superheroes; reunions; parties; life choices; shocking surprises; mistaken identity; kidnap and rescue.


Reasons not to read it

  • It's a bit short. You could probably read it in one sitting.
  • Most of the action takes place at a Christmas party. In a palace.
  • It's all about Christmas but there doesn't seem to be a schmaltzy moral message.
  • There are a couple of babies and some small children in it - and one nearly gets eaten.
  • Santa appears in it, but he isn't really Santa.
  • Superheroes. Again.
  • Not to mention a whole bunch of super-villains. Again all new ones and not the ones we know from Marvel or DC.
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