- A psychiatrist is someone who hopefully finds out what makes a person tick before they explode. Alfred Neuman
- Psychiatric examination A check up from the neck up.
- My psychiatrist said I was cured of indecision, at least, I think that’s what he said.
- I'm a big believer in talk therapy. Every time I tell a bartender, "I'll have another", I feel much better.
- A man went to a psychiatrist and was diagnosed as a workaholic, so he had to take a second job to pay for the therapy.
- Sign in psychiatrist's office: I'll listen to you as long as you don't make sense.
- Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
- Getting some treatment sure can work wonders. I went to this psychoanalyst for years - and now I find I get put down by a much better class of person. Woody Allen
- Psychiatrist: I’m glad to say, you’re cured. Patient: Some cure. Before I came to you I was Emperor of France - now I’m nobody!
- Patient: I keep thinking I’m covered in gold paint! What’s wrong with me? Psychiatrist: You’ve got a gilt complex.
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