Yogi Berra is an American baseball player and manager, who, like the UK's David Coleman, is famous for his mangled quotes. To celebrate his birthday here are 10 "Berraballs":
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- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
- Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
- You can observe a lot by watching.
- If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
- It gets late early out there.
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