- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
- Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
- Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
- We don't have a plan so nothing can go wrong.
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