- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
- God created man, but I could do better.
- Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere
- Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
- When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
Saturday, 14 February 2015
21st February: Erma Bombeck
The US comic writer Erma Bombeck was born this date in 1927. Here are 10 of her pearls of wisdom:
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