Today is Take a Missionary to Lunch Day, which celebrates the
birthday of Albert Schweitzer, a Nobel prize-winning missionary to
Africa. Call me twisted, but my first thought on reading the name of
this observance was, I bet the cannibals look forward to this one! So
thought I'd share 10 cannibal jokes.
- Two cannibals talking after dinner: Your wife makes a perfect pot roast. Yes, but I’ll miss her.
- What should you do for a starving cannibal? Give him a hand.
- What does a cannibal who is late for dinner get? The cold shoulder.
- What did the cannibal say when he saw the missionary asleep? Aha! Breakfast in bed.
- Just because there are cannibals here there is no need to get into a stew.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
- I'm a cannibal. And frankly I'm fed up with people.
- 1st cannibal: Are you enjoying your meal? 2nd cannibal: Yes, I’m having a ball.
- New style Russian roulette: a man goes to bed with six women. One of them is a cannibal.
- What does Hannibal Lecter call someone who is in a really good mood? A happy meal.
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