To celebrate American
Circus Day, here are 10 circus jokes:
- How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
- Circus manager to human cannonball: You can't leave now - where will I find another man of your calibre?
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
- What's a circus master's favourite type of cigarette? A roll-up
- Have you heard about the girl who had a date with a circus sword swallower? Not having seen one perform before, she asked him to demonstrate his act, whereupon he swallowed some pins and needles. “Those aren’t swords,” scoffed the girl. “They’re just pins and needles.” “I know,” came the reply, “I’m on a diet.”
- I was knocked over by a clown car! Luckily, 17 people got out to help.
- Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
- What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show.
- I saw some tightrope walkers the other day. What a weird flavour for a packet of crisps.
- Which circus performers see the best at night? The Acro-Bats.
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