For Singles Day, ten quotes about being single.
- When singleness is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wives. Anon
- Man: You’re a pretty girl. How come you’re not married? Woman: Sheer luck.
- Definitions of a bachelor: An unaltared male; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable; A man who never Mrs anybody.
- A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
- The bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
- A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. Helen Rowland
- I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli
- Being an old maid is like death by drowning - a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle Edna Ferber
- Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too. HL Mencken
- I can marry anyone I please. The problem is I don’t please anyone. Groucho Marx
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