Exactly what the Feast of Pirate Utopias is or why it exists, I have no idea but it sounded like fun so here are 10 pirate jokes:
- Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrr.
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
- Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
- How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? A buccaneer.
- Pirate: The cannons be ready for firing, Captain. Captain: ARE.
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg.
- What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say? RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
- A pirate with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You look like you've been through a lot of sea battles. How did you get the peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Arr, a cannonball blew me leg right off in the midst of battle!" "Wow! And how about the hook?" asked the bartender. "Arr, me hand was eaten by a shark on the high seas!" "That's amazing! And the eye patch?" "Arr, a seagull crapped in me eye." Confused, the bartender asked, "How can you lose your eye from seagull crap?" Replied the pirate, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."
- Why did the Captain Hook cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.
- What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot.
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