April 20th: Pot Smoking Day

In America, the number 420 has become a euphemism for supporting cannabis use and drug culture (don't ask me why!), and for some, smoking it on April 20, or at 4.20am, has special significance. 10 cannabis jokes:

1. Marijuana is Nature's way of saying "High".
2. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
3. On reports that an Old Bailey juror smoked pot during a trial: “There is no substance in this story.” Maureen Evans, Deputy Chief Clerk
4. The lethal dose of cannabis is a 2 kilo block dropped on your head.
5. Cannabis smoking by troops... investigation by joint chiefs. Morning Star
6. A man rang 999 in Brighton to report that a burglar had stolen his cannabis. Police said later, “The man is assisting us with our enquiries.” The Times
7. You can make it illegal, but you can’t make it unpopular.
8. A joint a day keeps reality away.
9. Legalise cannabis now - and we'll all go to pot.
10. The three appeared on the same charge sheet only because each had admitted smoking cannabis with one of the others. There were no joint charges. Shropshire Star