April 18th: Animal Crackers Day

It's National Animal Crackers Day - so here are 10 animal jokes which could have fallen out of Christmas crackers!

1. What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.
2. What do you do with a wombat? Play wom.
3. How many skunks does it take to stink up a room? A phew.
4. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes in Australia.
5. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost.
6. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
7. Where will you find a stuffed cow? In a mooseum.
8. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
9. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line.
10. What’s the difference between a gnu and a wildebeest? You can’t paddle a wildebeest.