- My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I do it in front of the mirror. Rodney Dangerfield
- What whisky will not cure, there is no cure for. Irish Proverb
- In the little moment that remains between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of champagne. Paul Claudel
- In victory, you deserve champagne. In defeat, you need it. Napoleon Bonaparte
- Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
- Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. George Bernard Shaw
- There are better things than alcohol. But alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett
- So you went to the hospital about your alcoholism problem. That must have taken a lot of bottle. Judy Finnegan
- Wine is bottled poetry. Robert Louis Stephenson
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
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