Wednesday, 13 August 2025

19 August: Ogden Nash Quotes

This date in saw the birth of 1902 poet Ogden Nash. 10 things he said:

  1. I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

  2. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

  3. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

  4. The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

  5. Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

  6. Humour is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

  7. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

  8. God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

  9. Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

  10. Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?



Beta

(Combat Team Series #2)


Steff was abducted by an evil alien race, the Orbs, at fourteen. Used as a weapon for years, he eventually escapes, but his problems are just beginning. How does a man support himself when his only work experience is a paper round and using an Orb bio-integrated gun?

Warlord is an alien soldier who knows little but war. When the centuries-old conflict which ravaged his planet ends, he seeks out another world where his skills are still relevant. There are always wars on Earth, it seems. However, none of Earth's powerful armies want him.

Natalie has always wanted to visit England and sees a chance to do so while using her martial arts skills, but there are sacrifices she must make in order to fulfil her dream. 

Maggie resorted to crime to fund her sister's medical care. She uses her genetic variant abilities to gain access to the rooms of wealthy hotel guests. The Ballards look like rich pickings, but they are not what they seem. When Maggie targets them, little does she know that she is walking into a trap.

Hotel owner Hamilton Lonsdale puts together a combat team to pit against those of other multi-millionaires. He recruits Warlord, Natalie, Maggie and Steff along with a trained gorilla, a probability-altering alien, a stockbroker whose work of art proved to be much more than he'd bargained for, a marketing officer who can create psionic forcefields, a teleporting member of the landed gentry, and a socially awkward fixer. This is Combat Team Beta.

Steff never talks about his time with the Orbs, until he finds a woman who lived through it, too. Steff believes he has finally found happiness, but it is destined to be short-lived. He is left with an unusual legacy which he and Team Beta struggle to comprehend; including why something out there seems determined to destroy it.


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